Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about
Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the
Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), Newfies etc., but it’s
insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
Well we then need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness…
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin
for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000
machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may
be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon
to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and
suicide, You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be
a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
Actually most of them are funny (and somewhat true).
ReplyDeleteThe Islam today doesn't have much sense of humor, I'll give you that. And I heard this from a famous Muslim, Ahmed Ahmed of the MTV show (I saw him perform live with a Jewish Rabbi; He was very funny).