More Exchanges with American Conservatives (vol. 7)

Here is a nice sample of the elegant way that An (I shouldn't say All) American conservative conveys his thoughts to political rivals:


L'il Avner Efendowicz:

You're a schmuck. No, make that a pathetic schmuck. You were born a schmuck. You were a schmuck from the very first. You’ll be a schmuck to the very last. You’re the archetype schmuck. God created his other schmucks in your image. The nurse yelled, “it’s a schmuck!” when she pulled you thru your mother’s fat, hairy ass. You'll always be a schmuck. You talk like a schmuck, walk like a schmuck,(...)

(I wonder: how could he know?... They guy knows my political views, but never saw me walking... Anyway).

Here's my reply:

Mr. Friedman,
Thanks for your detailed reply.
I have a lot to say, but in your case it's of no use. You are fucked beyond repair.
As Jerry Seinfeld said: "You need... not the once-a-week appointment for $80, No. You need a TEAM". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWImZv05HuU

Just in Brief:

1. You and your fucked-up idiot leader lost the election. You are such a stupid baby, that you can't accept that.
Anyway, come January, they will kick his FAT ASS out of the white house.
And you will have to crawl back to the smelly den that your stupid parents built for you.

2. You and your friends took this world years backward, with your ignorance. You guys are responsible for 100s of thousands of dead people in the US alone. For this alone, you will burn in hell.

3. Thus, if you lived in 10,000 years ago in the Savanna, you would have died immediately due to your stupidity. Evolution (which you don't know much about, because you probably spent your best 5 years in first grade), evolution took care of creatures like you. They just died due to non-fitness.

YOU SHOULD THANK PEOPLE LIKE JOE BIDEN, BARAK OBAMA AND OTHER PROGRESSIVE LEADERS, FOR MAKEING THIS WORLD MORE HABITABLE TO STUPID CREEPS LIKE YOU.


HANG A PICTURE OF BIDEN ON THE WALL IN THE SHITHOLE THAT YOU LIVE IN, AND PRAY AND THANK HIM EVERY DAY.

And don't forget to eat your own shit like I told you to do, mad stupid DOG.

Cheers,
Avner E.



The I received just one supportive response, from a Uri Yosef:

Shalom Avner,

Great response to Friedman's bullshit! He and the other trumpsters are hallucinating with fantasies of some miraculous reversal of the election results through meritless litigations. So far, all of those have been thrown out of the courts - the effect of Trump's Kool-Aid hasn't yet worn off.

The reason I and some others got on his email list is because I had to reply to his ridiculous post cheering the fact that the right-leaning realclearpolitics.com rescinded its call on Biden's win in Pennsylvania with its 20 electoral votes, which sealed his victory. Since he has his recipients placed on the "Blind Copy" list, I had to add a bunch of email recipients who I wanted to see my response to that nonsense.

In my response to his "This is BIG" post, I took the numbers off the PA election results webpage yesterday morning and crunched them, showing that the current narcissistic moronic occupant of the White House needs to take 79.75% of the rest of the votes in order to catch up to Biden. This morning I took the updated numbers off the PA election results webpage and posted the updated figures, which demonstrated that Biden's lead is growing, since #45 picked up only 46.6% of the additional votes counted in the previous 24 hours.

Kol tuv,
Uri (an Israeli-American living in the Diaspora)



Then I added:

Here are the facts:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/10/us/politics/voting-fraud.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

And for Trump fans:
Fact: something that has actual existence; a piece of information presented as having objective reality.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fact

Cheers,
Avner E.


To which Mr. Friedman replied:

Don't you know who Avner Efendowicz is? He's an Israeli who deserted the IDF in wartime. Then came here to denounce his own country and people in front of far-left audiences. If he was an American soldier, he'd serve a long prison sentence, or perhaps even hanged. But for some inexplicable reason, Israel goes easy on those bastards.

Dan Friedman



So I provided the correct information to them:

I did serve "my country" in the 1982 "War for Peace in the Galilee", as was the First Lebanon War dubbed back then (and before I figured with my own eye, that the IDF spokesperson was lying all the time, and that the war was for the well being of the Likud party (and Ariel Sharon), and not the Galilee. I lived in the Kiryat Shemona back then, and was called for duty on Saturday night, after a blast of Katyusha rockets on my town.

I lost a number of dear friends in that stupid and unnecessary war.

I am proud that after 3 terms of reserve duty in the West Bank (during which my battalion lost the first soldier of the Intifada, the late Moshe Cohen) - after that I refused to serve the Israeli occupation, and spent 20 days in a military prison.

I am proud for speaking up back then, in the soldiers revolt that led to the Oslo accord. (had it done the right way, we could have resolved the conflict by now).

HUMBLENESS ASIDE - IT TAKES MORE COURAGE TO "DESERT" THE CONVENIENT CONSENSUS, AND SPEAK UP AGAINST EVIL.

Cheers,
Avner E.




To which one guy Roger replied:

Does the sand get in your nose when you stick it in the ground or do you wear a maga mask of some clever design?
Can you see dear leaders ass under there?



To which I replied, with Uri's data:

You have a serious text understanding problem.

Go back and read the definition of FACT, in the Webster dictionary, or wherever.

Can you show the first evidence of fraud in the Election? You haven't so far, not even one bit.

Read these facts, if you can understand plain English, at all:

In my response to his "This is BIG" post, I took the numbers off the PA election results webpage yesterday morning and crunched them, showing that the current narcissistic moronic occupant of the White House needs to take 79.75% of the rest of the votes in order to catch up to Biden. This morning I took the updated numbers off the PA election results webpage and posted the updated figures, which demonstrated that Biden's lead is growing, since #45 picked up only 46.6% of the additional votes counted in the previous 24 hours.




A guy named Kenny (who signs his post as KK - should it be KKK?) said:

If it comes from the NYT, not facts just Marxist propaganda. As an Israeli, I would think you would recognize friends vs. enemies. You need to read The Iron Wall by Jabotinsky. You sound like Marxist Globalist...if you are and admit it you will continued to be respected as having a different idiology and agree to disagree, but please do not bullshit like most of the Lefties on the thread, who are enemies of Israel & US.

KK


So I told him:

Again, a lot of Hot Air, but not even one piece of evidence...
Typical right-wingers.

Cheers,
Avner E.
p.s.
I served in the IDF in a combat unit. So did (still do) my two sons. But if your definition of "enemy" is one who happen to base his views on facts, and dares to criticize the criminal actions of the Israeli government and the Trump administration - then in that case, I am an enemy. Proud to be.



Interestingly, Norman Cohen pointed out to me what could be the origin of my last name (which is unique - just 3 men bare it in Israel, and I don't know if any around the world):

As you may know, Myron, Efendowicz combines a Turkish title of nobility with a Polish patronym.
His language does not fit this background.

Norman



Turkish Effendi nobleman

19th century Polish noblemen 

I said:

Oh, Friedman's language does... (and Trump's).

We on the left have made a strategic decision: no more politeness, no more "fair game". We will fight you with your own weapon (= obscenities).

However, we will still stick to FACTs.

Expect to be defeated soon.

Cheers,
Avner E.



Then Norman then said:

Lets make a deal.
No more obscenities.
Norman



Fine with me!
Finally, A Mentch in this post (sorry, the other unspoken Mentch'es).

Cheers,
Avner E.

Mr. Friedman (who normally stays speechless at these stages), had this to say:

When one of the personalities is a coward and a deserter, a pariah in his own country, his personality counts a lot. No amount of invective is enough.



So in honor of his breaking of the silence, I went out of my way:

I may not deserve this (I'm humble), but in my country most people consider me a Hero.

Cheers,
Avner E.