Thursday, April 6, 2006

No more bets, please!...

Following this piece by Miron Benbenisti:
http://www.haaretz.co.il/hasite/pages/ShArtPE.jhtml?itemNo=703242&contrassID=2&subContrassID=3&sbSubContrassID=0

I had a bet with my friend Amir Shahal:

(Amir:)
Here is a suggested bet:
At least 7,000 will be evacuated by Ulmert until 2010.
The loser will buy dinner for two.


so I took the challenge:

I will buy 1 dinner per every 10,000 of "our brothers" who are brought back home by 2010.
Plus, I will eat:
a Liberal-Orthodox yarmulke, for 7,000
a Kipa Sruga for 10,000
a Braslav yarmulka for 20,000
a baseball hat for 30,000
a ski helmet for 70,000.

As I said, I am an optimist. I think that by 2010, we will all eat SHIT.
(A pessimist is one who doesn't believe that there will be enough shit for everyone).

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